dear mr. peeeyhdee..

sir totoo po ba na mataas ang sex drive ng mga lalake? totoo po ba ito? kasi sabi po ng madami totoo daw.., cno po ba may mataas na desire to have sex? lalake or babae po? naguguluhan na po kasi ako e.., maraming salamat po..

dear mr. Peeeyhdee,

I just want to know different strategies on how to increase my monthly income. please. i am really poor. i want to eat food! jollibee! mcdo! kfc! please. i am currently employed as a school supplies store. i sell all kinds of supplies. including those needed in school. please.

thanks,
mr store vendor


To mr. Store Vendor,

Una sa lahat, kaya nga school supplies store yan kasi mga supplies na binebenta mo ay para sa school. hindi mo na kailangang sabihin yan. ok? now sa problem mo.

isang word lang, patience. dapat maging patient ka sa mga costumers mo! kung gusto nila itry ipatry mo! siguro naman pag may gustong bumili ng ballpen sayo ay ipapasubok mo muna kung nagsusulat. kung pangit ang sulat ay palitan agad! tama yan! pero move ka sa next lebel! kung may gustong bumili ng coupon bond ipa try mo! bigyan mo ng ballpen para masubokan niya ang texture ng coupon bond. kung after niyang sulatan ung coupon bond ay ayaw niya ang texture e palitan mo!

hope you learned something! go go go! sell everything! capitalism! money in money in! yan naman alam niyo e! bwhahahaha!

Dear Mr. Peeeyhdee,

Sir magtatanong lang po sana.., kasi sabi nila may mga hayop na muslim e.., ano ano po ba mga ito?

Dear Mr. Peeeyhdee..,

Ano ba talaga ang use ng math 53,54,55 sa course ko?! bakit madaming courses ang nagrerequire ng mga ito?!! ANO BA TALAGA ANG MANGYAYARI KAPAG NAPAGARALAN KO NA MGA TO HA?!! 

From the great mathematics expert

Dear "great mathematics expert"
gusto mo malaman kung bakit? ganito yan.., first we define a function. we shall call this the "knowledge function". ok? so it is:
K = 52+X
where K is the knowledge that you have and X is the number of sems that have passed after you took a math course. gets mo ba? example! kumuha ka ng math 53.., so after ONE semester:
K = 52+1 = 53!
meaning after one sem of math meron ka nang knowledge that equals to the knowledge needed to pass math 53! isa pang example: what is your knowledge after TWO sems?
K = 52+2 = 54!
meaning after 2 sems.., (edi kumuha ka na ng 53 at 54 kasi math series e) you have the knowledge needed to pass 54! simple diba?

Ngaun let us see kung ano mangyayari sa knowledge na yan after many sems! Gagamitan natin ng limits! so our equation is: (in word nalang ah)

the limit of K as X approaches infinity! so kung nagaaral ka ng math ang pagkuha ng limit ay simple lamang. In the case of our original equation (K=52+X).., we just substitute infinity to X. bale ganito na!

K = 52 + infinity

which equals to INFINITY! amazing?! but true! that means your knowledge will become infinite!! kaya dapat magaral ka.., un lng..

Mr. Peeeyhdee

Eto na po.., ang next sa song analysis series! From Sandara Park's Walang Sabit! So Here GOES!!

Huwag lalaki ang ulo sa sasabihin ko
Hindi tayo sigurado dito.., pwedeng iba ang tinutukoy na ulo dito.., hmm...
mga kanta talaga ng henerasyon ngaun.., madaming hidden meanings..


Alam mo bang mas ok ka kaysa dun sa dati ko
Dati niya.., ano kaya ang ginagawa ng dati niya na hindi ok? na may kinalaman sa paglaki ng "ulo?"
I don't think i like this song.., im so wholesome for this..


"tsa tsa tsa tsabit tsabit"
Dito natin makikita na ang "dati" na tinutukoy ni Sandara ay walang iba kundi si Tsabit Singsong!!

Oh no.., this is a tissue issue! A sandal scandal! NOOOO!!! pkinggn mo nalang ung drum part na plinaplay diyan sa side bar.., bwahahaha!!
   

Dear Mr. Peeeyhdee,

   Mahilig po akong magmall. Everyweek end nlng mall ako ng mall. Nauubos na nga pera ko kakamall e.., tsk.., anyway hindi nman tungkol dun ang problema ko dahil lahing mayaman ako at kahit mawalan ako ng pera kakamall e bibigyan parin ako ng parents ko kasi billionario kmi. So ang tanong ko lang e paano ako makakapasok sa mga mall na may shitty dresscodes? minsan kasi bawal ang mga tsinelas etc. Paano?!!! PAANO?!! TULUNGAN MO AKO!!!

Dear Mr. Maller,

   Una sa lahat mayabang ka.., at gago ka ba? kung billionaryo ka bakit ka nakatsinelas na lalabas?! hindi lang man sandals?! ha?! niloloko mo ba ako?!

Due to the increasing demand of jobs.., my clinic is now open for applications for secretary. Now my clinic is definitely a non-government organization but my standards live up to government type of jobs. ok? So basically my criteria would be almost if not the same to those you see at the Malacanang.., hehehehehehehe.., so fill up the form below and send to www.stupidclinic.com!

Name (optional):
Nickname  (preferrably three letters):
Address:
Monthly Income (if not on list, automatically rejected.., sorry!):
   _100,000-200,000 

Dear Mr. Peeeyhdee,

   Hello po. Gusto ko lng sana magtanong kung ano pong gagawin ko sa isa kong kaklase na tanginang english ng engish! Kahit ng tagalog ang subject e english parin siya ng english! NAKAKAINIS!

Salamat po.


Dear Mr. Galit sa English,

   Alam mo.., naiintindihan kita.., ako din dati ganun problema ko sa mga mayayabang na yan e. Pero alam mo as  time goes by.., nasanay na din ako e. Because its not like they are making yabang all the time.., but sometimes thats just how they talk. And I don't blame them if they were raised that way.., you understand what I'm saying? All I wanna say is like don't be angry because they ain't our enemy.., owryt?

Truly yours,
Mr. Peeeyhdee

Here is the very first song analysis. Our first song is from Sandara Park's In or Out.

In or Out am i In or Out
Sandara is asking someone if she is inside or outside of something...

Dear Mr. Peeeyhdee,

   I am a wonderful girl with a wonderful body and loves the song wonderboy. But the love of my life doesn't seem to see that i exist!!?!?! What am I suppose to do?! HELP ME!